Champagne’s funny stuff. I’m used to whiskey. Whiskey is a slap on the back, and champagne’s a heavy mist before my eyes.
Jimmy Stewart (from the movie The Philadelphia Story)

Sometimes I drink it when I’m alone.
When I have company, I consider it obligatory.
I trifle with it if I am not hungry and drink it when I am.
Otherwise I never touch it – unless I’m thirsty.

“The opening credits roll against stars in deep space with a tiny, distant object slowly spinning, and becoming identifiable as a bottle of Moet & Chandon Cuvée Dom Pérignon Vintage 2265, which shatters against the prow of the USS Enterprise.” Star Trek: Generations, 1994I only drink champagne when I’m happy, and when I’m sad.

“If you have a problem getting the cork out…drink Champagne.”

“There are only two occasions when I drink Champagne, and these are: when I have game for dinner and when I haven’t.” D. Churchill

“Champagne is the wine of civilisation and the oil of government.” Talleyrand

“Two warm bodies and one cold bottle of Champagne will produce something more wonderful than would happen without the Champagne.”
Helen Gurley Brown

“The way I gained my title, by a hobby which I’ve got – Of never letting others pay, however long the shot. Whoever drinks at my expense are treated all the same. From Dukes and Lords to cabmen down, I make them drink Champagne.” From the song “Champagne Charlie” by George Leybourne

“The way I gained by title’s
By a hobby which I’ve got
Of never letting others pay
However long the shot;
Whoever drinks at my expense
Are treated all the same,
From Dukes and Lords to cabmen down,
I make them drink Champagne.”

“Can you imagine opening a bottle of Champagne with a bottle opener. I can’t. It would eliminate half the fun.” Alain De Vogue