“Laughter is just like champagne — only without the headache afterwards.”
― Elizabeth Jane Howard, Wrong

“Think champagne, drink champagne!”

“I’ll drink your champagne. I’ll drink every drop of it, I don’t care if it kills me.”
― Scott Fitzgerald, Gatsby Girls

“The four most over-rated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex, and picnics.”
― Christopher Hitchens

“Here’s champagne for our real friends, and real pain for our sham friends.”
― Mardy Grothe

“Too much champagne?”
“Maybe.”
“Silly girl,” she said, looping her arm through mine. “There’s no such thing as too much champagne. Though your head will try to tell you otherwise tomorrow.”
― Leigh Bardug

“He who doesn’t risk never gets to drink Champagne.”

“If life brings you troubles, drink some Champagne, then your problems will just become bubbles…” – Unknown

“Pleasure without Champagne is purely artificial.” – Oscar Wilde

“Champagne should be cold, dry and hopefully, free.” – Christian Pol Roger