“Beer drinkin’ don’t do half the harm of love makin’.” — Old New England proverb

“People who drink “light” beer don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.” — Sign at Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI

“One more drink and I’d be under the host.” — Dorothy Parker

“Adhere to the Schweinheitsgebot. Don’t put anything in your beer that a pig wouldn’t eat.” — David Geary

“Beer is the reason I get up every afternoon.”

“Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.”

“In Vino Veritas, In Cervesio Felicitas (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is joy)” — Anonymous

“Most people hate the taste of beer – to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice.” — Winston Churchill

“It was as natural as eating and to me as necessary, and I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking beer.” — Ernest Hemingway

“I like beer. On occasion, I will even drink beer to celebrate a major event such as the fall of Communism or the fact that the refrigerator is still working.” — Dave Barry