“A drink a day, keeps the shrink away.” — Edward Abbey

“The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.” — Ancient Egyptian saying

“Here’s a toast to the roast that good fellowship lends, with the sparkle of beer and wine; May its sentiment always be deeper, my friends, than the foam at the top of the stein. Then here’s to the heartening wassail, wherever good fellows are found; Be its master instead of its vassal, and order the glasses around.” — Ogden Nash

“I’ve always believed that paradise will have my favorite beer on tap. ” — Rudyard Wheatley

“Drink is the feast of reason and the flow of soul. ” — Alexander Pope

“Man’s way to God is with beer in hand.” — Koffyar Tribal Wisdom, Nigeria

“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” — Humphrey Bogart

“Praise not the day until evening has come; a woman until she is burnt; a sword until it is tried; a maiden until she is married; ice until it has been crossed; beer until it has been drunk. ” — Viking proverb

“Abstainer: A weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.” — Ambrose Bierce

“There is an ancient Celtic axiom that says ‘Good people drink good beer.’ Which is true, then as now. Just look around you in any public barroom and you will quickly see: Bad people drink bad beer. Think about it.” — Hunter S. Thompson