l have a froth of beer and a snorkel.” — Norm Peterson, Cheers

“Terrorists, Sam. They’ve taken over my stomach. They’re demanding beer.” — Norm Peterson, Cheers

“Well, I never met a beer I didn’t drink. And down it goes.” — Norm Peterson, Cheers

“The wise son brings joy to his father, but the wiser son brings beer.” — Mad Mordigan

“Here’s to life and a merry one, a quick death and a pretty one, a pretty girl and a true one, a cold beer and another one.” — Lewis C. Henry

“While beer brings gladness, don’t forget
That water only makes you wet.”
— Larry Leon Wilson, The Spenders

“If God had wanted us to filter our beer, he wouldn’t have given us livers” — Larry Bell

“Beer, of course, is actually a depressant, but poor people will never stop hoping otherwise.” — Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

“Beer…the mother of all of us.” — John Shepard

“Keep your libraries, your penal institutions, your insane asylums…give me beer. You think man needs rule, he needs beer. The world does not need morals, it needs beer… The souls of men have been fed with indigestibles, but the soul could make use of beer.” — Henry Miller