“24 beers in a case. 24 hours in a day. Coincidence?” — Steven Wright

“Beer isn’t just beer….beer needs a home.” — Stephen Beaumont

“It is not “just beer,” it is a noble and ancient beverage which, like wine, food and television advertising, can be extraordinarily good or unmercifully bad.” — Stephen Beaumont

“Let no man thirst for good beer.” — Samuel Adams

“Listening to someone who brews his own beer is like listening to a religious fanatic talk about the day he saw the light.” — Ross Murray, Montreal Gazette, 1991

“Ale sellers should not be taletellers.” — Scottish proverb

“It takes Beer to make thirst worthwhile.” — German proverb

“When the bee comes to your house, let her have beer; you may want to visit the bee’s house some day.” — Congoese proverb

“When the beer bubbles, the masses forget their troubles.” — The Peoples Daily, China

“Well, I am going to need something to kill time before my second beer. Uhhh, how about a first one?” — Norm Peterson, Cheers