“…Actually, I’m a drinker with writing problems.” — Brendan Behan

“I drink, therefore, I am.”

“Life is too short to drink cheap beer.” — Rene Deschutes

“Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.”

“I never met a pub I didn’t like.” — Pete Slosberg

“Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working.” — Howard Rudolph

“…there is only one game at the heart of America and that is baseball, and only one beverage to be found sloshing at the depths of our national soul and that is beer.” — Peter Richmond

“But if at church they would give some ale
And a pleasant fire our souls to regale.
Wed sing and wed pray all the livelong day,
Nor ever once from the church to stray.”
— William Blake

“A full beer is a perfect beer.” — Tim Russman

“Beer soothes the upset soul.” — Thomas Mann