“Beer Is Love.” — Brent Runyon

“My house is about equidistant from the Young’s brewery and the Fuller’s brewery. This is no accident.” — Michael Jackson

“So laugh, lads, and quaff, lads, twill make you stout and hale; through all my days, I’ll sing the praise of brown October ale.” — Reginald De Koven, song from Robin Hood

“Make the long night shorter, Forgetting not, Good stout old English Porter.” — R. H. Messenger, Give Me the Old

“And Tib my wife, that as her life, loveth well good ale to seek. Full oft she drinks, till ye may see, tears run down her cheek.” — John Still, Bishop of Bath & Wells, 1543

“Everybody drank, and nobody drank moderately; the vice was common to all. At social parties no gentleman ever thought of leaving the table sober; the host would have considered it a slight on his hospitality.” — F.W. Hackwood, 18th century England

“Englishmen are like their own beer: Frothy on top, dregs on the bottom, the middle excellent.” — Voltaire

“Whiskey’s too rough, champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, will help me explain, as a matter of fact, I like beer.” — Tom T. Hall

“Beer drinkers have been duped by mass marketing into the belief that it makes sense to drink only one brand of beer. In truth, brand loyalty in beer makes no more sense than ‘vegetable loyalty’ in food. Can you imagine it? “No thanks, I’ll pass on the mashed potatoes, carrots, bread and roast beef. Me, I’m strictly a broccoli man.’” — Stephen Beaumont

“None so deaf as those who will not hear. None so blind as those who will not see. But I’ll wager none so deaf nor blind that he sees not nor hears me say come drink this beer.” — W.L. Hassoldt