“Better beans and bacon in peace than cakes and ale in fear.” — Aesop

“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.” — Anonymous

“Give my people plenty of beer, good beer, and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution among them.” — Queen Victoria, English Monarch, 1819-1901

“Beer. Now there’s a temporary solution.” — Homer Simpson

“The closest I’ll ever get to bacon for breakfast is a Blind Pig.” — Don Younger

“Drinking Saison is like a walk in the woods. At first you notice only the forest, but then you discover the individual trees, and finally the smaller and more discreet inhabitants. Sensory stimulation is everywhere. The subtle notes sit beside the bold notes, each expressing itself.” — K. Florian Klemp

“Is beer fluid? Of course, it’s got all that wet stuff in it.” — Bill Murray & Chris Elliot, in Osmosis Jones

“The government will fall that raises the price of beer.” — Czech proverb

“Drinking beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean … against bars, tables, chairs and poles.” — Anonymous

“Save the Earth … It’s the only planet with beer.” — Anonymous, seen on a t-shirt