“I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don’t feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you.” — Richard Harris

“And thou shalt give to me health, life, long existence, and prolonged reign, endurance to my every member, sight to my eyes, hearing to my ears, pleasure to my heart daily. And thou shalt give me beer until I am drunk. And thou shalt establish my issue as kings forever and ever.” — Pharaoh Ramses IV, Prayer to Osiris, 1200 BCE

“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.” — Frank Sinatra

“I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.” — Dean Martin

“If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.” — Dean Martin

“If you drink you’ll die, if you don’t you’ll also die. Therefore drink!” — German beer stein inscription

“A good beer is the host’s honor, a full glass is the guest’s enjoyment.” — German beer stein inscription

“An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of a dozen naked women to get to a bottle of stout.” — Anonymous

“Eat not to dullness. Drink not to elevation.” — Benjamin Franklin

“They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.” — Scottish proverb