“Wine is complicated, beer is complex.” — Brett Joyce

“Such power hath Beer. The heart which grief hath canker’d hath one unfailing remedy — the Tankard.” — Charles Stuart Calverley

“He who truly believes he has a hangover has no hangover.” — Kingsley Amis

“To some it’s a six-pack, to me it’s a Support Group. Salvation in a can! — Dave “The Edge” Howell

“The last swallow of lager is the worst and the last swallow of an ale is the best.” — Anonymous

“You put the beer in the coconut and drink it all up. You put the beer in the coconut and throw the can away.” — Homer Simpson

“We have already been too long subject to British prejudices. I use no porter or cheese in my family, but such as is made in America; both these articles may now be purchased of an excellent quality.” — George Washington

“In more than 20 years of opening beers with guys, I have NEVER seen the Swedish Bikini Team show up. Almost always, the teams that show up in beer drinking situations consist of guys who have been playing league softball and smell like bus seats.” — Dave Barry

“If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.” — W.C. Fields

“It only takes one drink to get me drunk, but I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or fourteenth.” — George Burns