“If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.” — David Daye

“He that drinks fast, pays slow.” — Benjamin Franklin

“People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.” — Ann Landers

“An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor.” — Alvan L. Barach

“Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we shall die.” — Imhotep, 2667-2648 BC

“A drunken man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.” — Anonymous

“The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.” — George Bernard Shaw

“Writing is a lonely job, unless you’re a drinker, in which case you always have a friend within reach.” — Emilio Estevez

“Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of everyday life, out of everything being the same. It yanks you out of your body and your mind and throws you against the wall. I have the feeling that drinking is a form of suicide where you’re allowed to return to life and begin all over the next day. It’s like killing yourself, and then you’re reborn. I guess I’ve lived about ten or fifteen thousand lives now.” — Charles Bukowski

“I think hangovers are the body’s way of telling us we didn’t drink enough to still be drunk when we woke up the next day.” — Tidewater Joe