“It never rains in the brewhall.” — Old German saying

“Belgian beers are God’s gift to mankind.” — Anonymous

“You know what ‘SOBER’ stands for ? It stands for ‘Son Of a Bitch, Everything’s Real!’” — Gary Busey

“No free woman should be allowed any more than one maid to follow her, unless she was drunk.” — Zaleucus, 7th century BCE Greek law

“The only thing worse than a brewery without malt is a pub without beer.” — Anonymous

“Never ask for ‘a beer.’” — Michael Jackson

“There is nothing for a case of nerves like a case of beer.” — Joan Goldstein

“I’m off for a quiet pint — followed by fifteen noisy ones.” — Gareth Chilcott

“The Horse and Mule live thirty years,
Yet know nothing of wines and beers…
But sinful, Ginful, beer soaked man,
Survives three score years and ten.
— Anonymous

“Treat our beer like the family dog — keep it comfortable and out of extreme heat or cold, except when taking it out to play.” — Printed on Western Reserve Brewing’s 6-packs