Jack Nicholson(Actor, psychopath admirer)

Thoughts on the matter: “Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.”

 J.P. Donleavy(Irish-American novelist)
Thoughts on the matter: “When I die, I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. I wonder would they know it was me?”

 Winston Churchhill(British Prime Minister)

Thoughts on the matter: “Most people hate the taste of beer—to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice.”

 Henry David Thoreau(American author, poet)

Thoughts on the matter: “Instead of water we got here a draught of beer…a lumberer’s drink, which would acclimate and naturalize a man at once—which would make him see green, and, if he slept, dream that he heard the wind sough among the pines.”

 Tina Fey(Comedian, writer, genius)Thoughts on the matter: “In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say ‘scientists’? I meant Irish people.”

 Thomas Jefferson(Third U.S. President)
Thoughts on the matter: “Beer, if drunk in moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit and promotes health.”

Plato(Classical Greek philosopher)
Thoughts on the matter: “He was a wise man who invented beer.”

“Anyone can drink beer, but it takes intelligence to enjoy beer.” — Stephen Beaumont

“Beer was the driving force that led nomadic mankind into village life. It was this appetite for beer-making material that led to crop cultivation, permanent settlement and agriculture.” — Alan Eames

“An empty beer is an opportunity for another beer.” — Peter Cogan