Drink triple, see double, and act single.– Anonymous

Life is too short to drink cheap beer.– Anonymous

Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.– Anonymous

Beauty lies in the hands of the beerholder.– Anonymous

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.– Anonymous

God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.– Anne Sexton

The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.– Ancient Egyptian wisdom

Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and to celebrate the good days.– Ancient Egyptian Credo

You can never buy beer, you just rent it.

Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.
Al Bundy