A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.– Czech Proverb

Let us drink for the replenishment of our strength, not for our sorrow.– Cicero

Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.– Catherine Zandonella

People who drink light “beer” don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.– Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!– Brian O’Rourke

…Actually, I’m a drinker with writing problems.

There can’t be good living where there is not good drinking.– Benjamin Franklin

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy.– Benjamin Franklin

Give a man a beer, he’ll drink for the day.Teach a man to brew, he’ll be drunk the rest of his life.– Anonymous

I drink, therefore, I am.– Anonymous