Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer.– Frekerick William

You can’t have a Real Country unless you have a BEER and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a BEER.– Frank Zappa

I’ll have another beer. I’m not driving.– Father Theodore, Trappist Monk

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.– Ernest Hemingway

I decided to stop drinking with creeps. I decided to drink only with friends. I’ve lost 30 pounds.– Ernest Hemingway

Quaintest thoughts, queerest fancies come to life and fade away. What care I how time advances; I am drinking ale today.– Edgar Allan Poe

You’re all wanking sissies if you even think about using a grain mill, teeth, or ball-peen hammer. A real brewer uses 17 vestal virgins stomping on the grain in a large wooden vat. And yeast is for losers. True brewers just dip one end of their dog into the wort to get things going.– Drew Avis

Beer is a wholesome liquor….it abounds with nourishment.– Dr. Benjamin Rush, American physician

Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into.– Don Marquis

Life begins at 60 – 1.060, that is.– Denny Conn