“24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?”
–Stephen Wright

“When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly half that quantity of beer”
– Dave Barry

“Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.”
– Dave Barry

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza” – Dave Barry

“I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer.”
-Abraham Lincoln

“Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.”
– Kaiser Wilhelm

“We could be happy if the air was as pure as beer.”
– Richard Von Weizsaecker, former President of the German Federal Republic

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
– Benjamin Franklin

“Give my people plenty of beer, good beer, and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution among them.”
– Queen Victoria

“Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me”
– Winston Churchill