“Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink,
Thy will be drunk,
(I will be drunk),
At home as I am in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us,
and lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers,
For thine is the beer,
The bitter and the lager,
Forever and ever,
”
— The Beer Prayer
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- Our Lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink.
- “People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.”
- “I think hangovers are the body’s way of telling us we didn’t drink enough to still be drunk when we woke up the next day.”
- “Hangovers are the worst… I swear it feels like a fat baby is kicking me in the head.”
- Reasons why Beer is Better than Women
- He got you hooked on its bitter taste
- Give a man a beer, he’ll drink for the day
- Give an Irishman lager for a month and
- Give an Irishman lager for a month, and he’s a dead man. An Irishman is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.
- Souls of poets dead and gone, What Elysium have ye known