“On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind, for the sake of the blind, was the same information in Braille!”
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- On the chest of a barmaid in Sale Were tattooed the prices of ale.
- On the chest of a barmaid in Sale Were tattooed the prices of ale.
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- Don’t ever talk to your ex while drunk, booze has information in it.
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- Fifteen men on the dead man’s chest
- Fifteen men on the dead man’s chest
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- Love is blind — marriage is the eye-opener.