“None so deaf as those who will not hear. None so blind as those who will not see. But I’ll wager none so deaf nor blind that he sees not nor hears me say come drink this beer.” — W.L. Hassoldt
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- A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.”
- “I’m sorry honey, I can’t hear you without a beer in my hand”
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- Lo! the poor topper whose untutored sense, Sees bliss in ale, and can with wine dispense;
- “I love the sing, and I love to drink scotch
- “Here’s to the ideal woman; Who could ask for more? She’s deaf ‘n dumb, oversexed, and owns a liquor store.”
- “Here’s to the ideal woman; Who could ask for more? She’s deaf ‘n dumb, oversexed, and owns a liquor store.”
- I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch
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- Love is blind — marriage is the eye-opener.