“No free woman should be allowed any more than one maid to follow her, unless she was drunk.” — Zaleucus, 7th century BCE Greek law
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- Gluten free, dairy free, fat free – I love this Champagne diet!
- If you love someone set them free. If they don’t come back? Text them when you’re drunk.
- I have never woken up sober and hangover-free wishing I’d been drunk the night before.
- “Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.”—Mark Twin, writer.
- Praise not the day until evening has come; a woman until she is burnt
- Praise not the day until evening has come
- “A little bit of beer is divine medicine.” –Paracelsus, Greek physician
- “A little bit of beer is divine medicine.”
- A little bit of beer is divine medicine
- When a woman drinks it’s as if an animal were drinking, or a child