May your love be as endless as your wedding rings.
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- To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you’re wrong, admit it; whenever you’re right, shut up.
- My greatest wish for the two of you is that through the years your love for
- or some reason, when we’re drunk, we think we have endless funds. We refuse our friend’s offer to buy us drinks, and
- May your wedding days be few and your anniversaries many.
- By a best man at a wedding: “May all your ups and downs be between the sheets”
- May we all live to be present at their Golden Wedding.
- Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement
- For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a Scotch and soda
- All these weddings, all these years, all that blasted salmon and Champagne and here
- “Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.” –Adam Sandler in The Wedding Singer