“Love is to beer as I am to drunk. And you say I’m not romantic. Shoot, I’m so romantic I could just puke.”
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- If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer,
- If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer
- If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer
- I don’t want to drink so much that I have to puke..
- I don’t want to drink so much that I have to puke..
- They who have drunk beer — fall on their back
- “When I shoot it down the hatch I can make my booty clap”
- “Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you will land amongst the stars.”
- If you love someone set them free. If they don’t come back? Text them when you’re drunk.
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