“I’ve never owned a vineyard, but I’m pretty sure I’ve drank an entire one by now.”
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- Here’s to life and a merry one, a quick death and a pretty one,
- I’ve drank to your health in taverns, I’ve drank to your health in my home,
- Everybody drank, and nobody drank moderately
- There are hundreds of decisions that go into making a bottle of wine and
- When I was seventeen I drank some very good beer.
- You set aside an entire morning to spend some quality time with your toilet.
- Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system.
- You’re pretty when I’m drunk
- “I’m gonna drink you pretty.”–The Beat Farmers
- May the girls with Itty Bitty’s Let you pet their pretty Kitties!”