If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.– Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy
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- If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer,
- If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer
- Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink
- Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed
- Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed
- Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world
- I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society
- “I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads
- A man who lies about beer makes enemies
- Getting stoned just makes you want to eat and get fat.