“I rose politely in the club
And said, I feel a little bored.
Will someone take me to a pub?”
— G.K. Chesterton, A Ballade of An Anti-Puritan, 1915
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- Sometimes when I’m bored I drink some water just to shock my liver.
- “We drink all we can. The rest we sell.”
- Here’s to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life. —F. Scott Fitzgerald
- I’m like old wine. They don’t bring me out very often
- Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. —G. K. Chesterton, Heretics
- No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness —
- I rather like bad wine; one gets so bored with good wine
- “A real gimlet is half gin and half Rose’s lime juice and nothing else.”
- I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the
- I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning