I don’t want to drink so much that I have to puke..
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- I don’t want to drink so much that I have to puke..
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- “If I have one, I’ll have thirteen. No, there ain’t no in-betwee. Cuz the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink.” –Blake Shelton
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- First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. — Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald
- First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink