“I distrust camels and anyone else who can go a week without drinking.” — Joe E. Lewis
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- I distrust camels and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. – Joe E. Lewis
- Every person who ever quit drinking had to start at the beginning. It starts with one hour, then it becomes one day,
- I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks
- I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating
- I went on a diet; swore off drinking and heavy eating
- “I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.” –Joe E. Lewis
- Make sure that the beer — four pints a week
- Make sure that the beer – four pints a week – goes to the troops
- Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say
- “Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I’m thirsty, not dirty.””