I didn’t text you…but vodka texted you.
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- There cannot be not enough snacks
- Drive now. Text later.
- Stay alive, don’t text and drive.
- If you love someone set them free. If they don’t come back? Text them when you’re drunk.
- Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you want to meet him.
- A good man can make you feel sexy,
- A man in Russia, who drank three bottles of vodka
- Gold is liquid sunlight frozen in time,
- Trust me, you can dance! Vodka.
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