“Here’s to the ideal woman; Who could ask for more? She’s deaf ‘n dumb, oversexed, and owns a liquor store.”
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- “Here’s to the ideal woman; Who could ask for more? She’s deaf ‘n dumb, oversexed, and owns a liquor store.”
- None so deaf as those who will not hear. None so blind
- Here’s to the man Who owns the land
- “May your Guardian Angel be at your side to pick ya up off the floor and hand ya another cold stout from the store”
- drink the rum, and then you’ll be dumb
- Don’t be dumb, don’t drink rum.
- Don’t be dumb, don’t drink rum.
- When a woman drinks it’s as if an animal were drinking, or a child
- In alcohol’s defense, I’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too.
- If you can make oatmeal cookies at home, you can brew beer