By a best man at a wedding: “May all your ups and downs be between the sheets”
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- “May all your ups and downs be between the sheets.”
- May your wedding days be few and your anniversaries many.
- May we all live to be present at their Golden Wedding.
- May your love be as endless as your wedding rings.
- To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you’re wrong, admit it; whenever you’re right, shut up.
- For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a Scotch and soda
- All these weddings, all these years, all that blasted salmon and Champagne and here
- My greatest wish for the two of you is that through the years your love for
- “Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.” –Adam Sandler in The Wedding Singer
- Habit is habit, and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.