“boys, girls and music . . why do they need gin?”
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- “Here’s to Hell! May my stay there be as much fun as my way there!”
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- Claret is the liquor for boys; port, for men; but he who aspires to be a hero must drink brandy
- “Here’s to you and here’s to me, And here’s to all the girls that lick us where we pee!”
- Whisky is risky but it makes the girls frisky.
- May the girls with Itty Bitty’s Let you pet their pretty Kitties!”
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