“Adhere to the Schweinheitsgebot. Don’t put anything in your beer that a pig wouldn’t eat.” — David Geary
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- If God had intended us to drink beer
- If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs
- If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs
- Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.
- Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine
- Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine
- Instead of water we got here a draught of beer,… a lumberer’s drink
- Instead of water we got here a draught of beer…a lumberer’s drink, which would acclimate and naturalize a man at once
- Instead of water we got here a draught of beer, which, it was allowed, would be better; clear and thin, but strong and stringent as
- “I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.” –David Lee Roth